Complete a full run in hard mode.
Achieve a total rank of gold or higher in a full speedrun.
You ruined his fresh track suit.
Found all the hidden keys.
Fulfilled your secondary goal in the prison.
Beat Katana ZERO.
Defeat the psychiatrist's final form.
Kill yourself in an elevator.
Your trap card was activated.
Didn't wake up Leon.
Complete The Dragon's tape.
Meet your final end in chinatown.
Found what the robber left behind.
You killed a suspiciously familiar character on the Quiet Hills set.
Poor guy.
Why did you think it was a good idea to give him your Katana anyway?
This will go well...
Jump off the balcony of the penthouse.
You stopped a suicide. With a murder.
You really liked petting that cat.
You hung up your phone a lot.
Most people go right. You went left.
